Funny Quotes on Friendship


“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”– Linda Grayson

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’ “– A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn

“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” – Marlene Dietrich

“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” – Unknown

“You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.” – Unknown

“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” – Sicilian Proverb

“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’ ” – Cookie Monster

“Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.: – W.H. Auden

“One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.” – Marcelene Cox

“Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.” – Robert Staughton Lynd

“Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.” – Unknown

“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.” – Mark Twain

“Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.” – Margaret Walker

“There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.” – Benjamin Franklin

“The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.” – Jay McInerney

“Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.” – Sarah Dessen

“Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.” – Unknown

“Never tell your friends, “I told you so” – even when you did.” – Wendy Jean Smith